So, I rarely drink coffee. The reason for this is simple: Due to a pathetically low tolerance to caffeine, a single cup of decaf coffee can leave me twitchy, buzzed, and up half the night.
(Like this, only less barefoot and Benedict Cumberbatchy.)
My usual caffeine intake is one cup of Japanese green tea in the morning, and occasionally – if I feel like being absolutely crazy – a cup of decaf green tea in the afternoon. But even that’s pushing it, and could potentially lead to watching-YouTube-at-3AM levels of insomnia.
But every now and then, I throw caution to the wind and get a short decaf soy cappuccino from Starbucks.
Today, friends, is one of those days.
And ohhhhmmyyyygggooodddd, coffee is fantastic.
I know I’ve said it before, but it really bears repeating: COFFEE IS AWESOME. Every sip is nirvana, and despite knowing that I’m going to regret this later, I just can’t bring myself to care while I’m sucking down that sweet, sweet cappuccino nectar.
Though, sadly, it always goes the same way:
1. While drinking coffee:
2. A few minutes after drinking it:
3. A few minutes after that:
Annnnd that’s where I am right now. But man, it was nice while it lasted.
/very important entry