It’s always fascinated me how difficult it is to convince a guy who’s hitting on you that you’re not, in fact, interested.
Body language and a general look of discomfort and/or disgust?
Outright statement of disinterest?
Stronger wording + Bea Arthur look of death?
“I’m a lesbian. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I LIKE WOMEN. WOMEN, NOT MEN, JUST WOMEN. IF YOU HAVE A PENIS, I AM NOT INTERESTED.”
“I have herpes.”
“Me, too!”
“I’m wanted for murder in six states.”
In fact, it seems like the only way to convince a guy to stop hitting on a woman is to show him that said woman is already the claimed territory of some other guy:
