Ruminations on male/female interactions

It’s always fascinated me how difficult it is to convince a guy who’s hitting on you that you’re not, in fact, interested.

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Body language and a general look of discomfort and/or disgust?

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Outright statement of disinterest?

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Stronger wording + Bea Arthur look of death?

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“I’m a lesbian. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I LIKE WOMEN. WOMEN, NOT MEN, JUST WOMEN. IF YOU HAVE A PENIS, I AM NOT INTERESTED.”

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“I have herpes.”

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“Me, too!”

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“I’m wanted for murder in six states.”

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In fact, it seems like the only way to convince a guy to stop hitting on a woman is to show him that said woman is already the claimed territory of some other guy:

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gurl-bye

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