In which I totally keep my promise

It appears as if there’s one more cause for celebration today:

This blog has now officially reached 100 followers!

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(Yeesh, I’m running out of happy/excited gifs.)

And since this historic event has now occurred, I’m afraid I have no choice but to make good on my earlier promise to share the  never-before-seen-by-anyone-because-it’s-somewhat-embarrassing photo of myself in drag from Halloween two years ago!

So. Prepare yourselves, friends, and then venture below.


 

 

Are you ready?

 

 

 

Really? You sure?

 

 

 

Well, then, here it comes…!

 

 

 

Behold! ME IN DRAG:

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Welp, there you go. That’s totally me. No question about it. And that beard? Man, that took a long time to get on. Glad I took the trouble, though, because didn’t it come out looking good?

Yeah.

Okay, well, now that that’s done, see you next time~~~~!

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What?

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What, you don’t believe that that obvious picture of Robbie Coltrane as Hagrid is not, in fact, a photo of me in drag?

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Okay, fine, I guess you’re smarter than that.

Here’s the real picture:

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No?

How about this one:

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Now, that could absolutely be me. I could be Benedict Cumberbatch. What a great reveal that would be, eh? Female American author actually Benedict Cumberbatch! The headlines write themselves.

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OKAY FINE.

The actual photo of actual me in actual drag, complete with Justin Bieber wig and eyeliner five-o’clock shadow:

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I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY NOW.

But hooray, 100 followers!

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