Introducing Benny, my faithful feline companion and roommate. Always ready to make a mess or destroy important pieces of technological equipment, Benny is an invaluable asset to any household beset by cleanliness or financial stability.

Full Name: Benedict Cumbercat

Nickname: Benny

Codename: The Oncoming Storm

Dislikes: Closed doors, salmon-flavored cat food, being disturbed when napping, anyone touching his tummy.

Likes: Eating crumbs off the kitchen floor, napping in high cupboards, yodeling at 3:00 in the morning, batting his toys into hard-to-reach places and then meowing pathetically until his owner retrieves them, kangaroo-kicking any hands that stray too near his tummy.

Benny and Snoopy share a long rivalry, which often results in Snoopy lying prostrate on the floor while Benny sits smugly nearby.

Benny, in a state of noble repose.

From those long-ago days before the cat carrier held any traumatic memories for dear Benny.

Good as a companion or a decorative item.

Ever graceful.

He also does impressions:

Vulture.

Vampire bat.

Balrog.

No time on moving day? No problem! Benny packs himself.

A stunning edition to any room’s decor.

Trained assassin.

Also a highly skilled paperweight.

Get yours today~!