Cat Stuff

Introducing Benny, my faithful feline companion and roommate. Always ready to make a mess or destroy important pieces of technological equipment, Benny is an invaluable asset to any household beset by cleanliness or financial stability.

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Full Name: Benedict Cumbercat

Nickname: Benny

Codename: The Oncoming Storm

Dislikes: Closed doors, salmon-flavored cat food, being disturbed when napping, anyone touching his tummy.

Likes: Eating crumbs off the kitchen floor, napping in high cupboards, yodeling at 3:00 in the morning, batting his toys into hard-to-reach places and then meowing pathetically until his owner retrieves them, kangaroo-kicking any hands that stray too near his tummy.

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Benny and Snoopy share a long rivalry, which often results in Snoopy lying prostrate on the floor while Benny sits smugly nearby.

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Benny, in a state of noble repose.

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From those long-ago days before the cat carrier held any traumatic memories for dear Benny.

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Good as a companion or a decorative item.

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Ever graceful.

He also does impressions:

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Vulture.

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Vampire bat.

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Balrog.

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No time on moving day? No problem! Benny packs himself.

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A stunning edition to any room’s decor.

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Trained assassin.

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Get yours today~!

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