A glorious announcement and a chance to bombard my inbox with awkward questions

Friends, I have some truly glorious news. I have accomplished something today that I never dreamed possible, something that I feel is the very pinnacle of human achievement. I HAVE FINISHED ALL OF MY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. My Christmas shopping style, it should be noted, generally involves a frenzied rush through the shops two days before Christmas, followed by a sleepless night of wrapping and papercuts … Continue reading A glorious announcement and a chance to bombard my inbox with awkward questions