Fifty Shades of What the Hell Am I Reading (Part II)

I’m about three-fourths of the way done with Fifty Shades of This Is Easily the Worst Thing I’ve Ever Read, and in the interest of maintaining my sanity through the rest of it, I thought I would take a break to share my thoughts on it so far. Thought #1: This book sucks. Thought #2: I mean, really, really sucks. Like, spectacularly, ludicrously, bafflingly sucks. … Continue reading Fifty Shades of What the Hell Am I Reading (Part II)

Fifty Shades of What the Hell Am I Reading

It was a normal February Thursday in Chicago. (Freezing, snowy, and generally stupid, though with great pizza.) In the absence of a hardy tauntaun to transport me to the supermarket, I was amusing myself on the internet and had just posted an anti-Fifty Shades of Grey link on Facebook. And then, suddenly, it happened. My ability to denounce the aforementioned literary vomit was challenged with … Continue reading Fifty Shades of What the Hell Am I Reading