So, I woke up this morning to this pleasant message regarding my Twitter account: Yes, friends, it’s true. You are reading the words of a Twitter criminal. So now, naturally, I’m scanning through my tweets to see what could possibly have triggered this suspension. Was it my link to Jon Stewart’s rant about how deep dish pizza isn’t really pizza? Was it when I announced … Continue reading T.J. Baer: Twitter criminal at large
Why, hello there.
For all the die-hard fans out there yearning for news on my doings as of late, I offer you:
(Big text means it’s Very Important, you see.)Continue reading “Updates and a haunted purse”
Greetings and salutations, internet!
I opened this tab with the fervent intention of writing a brilliant blog entry that would live forever as an example of my scintillating wit and talent, but my body has reminded me that I’ve been up since 2 AM and attempting to create anything “brilliant” is just not likely to happen.
So! Here is a decidedly un-brilliant blog entry, for your possible (?) enjoyment.
My plan for this weekend was to get some writing done, submit a few job applications, clean up my disaster area of an apartment, and just generally be so disgustingly productive that I’d instantly become the most hated individual on all the internet. (Thus ousting Mr. Donald “I’m actually an android created by The Onion to troll America” Trump from his current position of honor.) … Continue reading Red Dwarf, Twitter, and shiny new shiny things